DIANASAURUS REX

Dianasaurus: @SaraJBenincasa - Bonerjamz is...

Sep 29th

Dianasaurus: Glycolic acid, I've missed you...

Sep 29th

Dianasaurus: I guess Mike Huckabee is back to...

Sep 29th

Dianasaurus: Sofa king in love with my kids. ...

Sep 29th

Dianasaurus: Pretty sure we just bought a...

Sep 26th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - OMG WANT

Sep 26th

Dianasaurus: Penelope, utterly disgusted by...

Sep 26th

Dianasaurus: Seriously, these kids are on the...

Sep 26th

Dianasaurus: @qledbetter - it really is, Q. ...

Sep 26th

Dianasaurus: Anyone know of any good comedy...

Sep 26th

Dianasaurus: Posted ad for babysitter. Now...

Sep 26th

Dianasaurus: Anxiety meds are working but now...

Sep 24th

Dianasaurus: Holy shit, everyone died this...

Sep 21st

Dianasaurus: Deathiest Emmys ever. I don't...

Sep 21st

Dianasaurus: I need to locate a white noise...

Sep 20th

Dianasaurus: YES! RT @4manspeak:Like a Lear...

Sep 20th

Dianasaurus: @4manspeak - Lac Con @ my...

Sep 18th

Dianasaurus: @4manspeak - Oh, you mean how...

Sep 18th

Dianasaurus: @4manspeak - If I really cared...

Sep 18th

Dianasaurus: WHY for the love of GOD do these...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @pmsgeisha - My boobs are rock...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: SHIT....boy child's eys just...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @Momalom - We live in squalor....

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @Momalom - 4 months old.

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @flubdubs - Aw, thanks. I call...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: YES! RT @John_McB: Hey boy...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @flubdubs - Bwahahaha! What a...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: Not quite noon and I'm two...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: The kid is looking at me like...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @SaraJBenincasa - ask him...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak THAT and NYC...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: You know what was fun? ...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: Twins are unnatural and the...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: Girl, I'm happy for you and imma...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak @ryanbritton...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @sarahallenshort - Oh, I know...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @4manspeak @manhattanspeak - I...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: Only got 1 hour out of...

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: Fuck yes. Today is NapFest2009....

Sep 17th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - I think all...

Sep 16th

Dianasaurus: Another fav:...

Sep 16th

Dianasaurus: Kanyegate meme...this is my fav:...

Sep 16th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak -...

Sep 16th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - Oooooh, what...

Sep 16th

Dianasaurus: Seriously, I need less Russell...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Wait, was that right...did...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: It's beer 'o clock. #twinfants...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: I do not understand the appeal...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Beyonce's thighs. That is all. ...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Oh, great it's that song I hear...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Billy Joe has 2 kids and is 37...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: I just want to revisit how...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: What the fuck is Megan Fox...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: I could really go for some heavy...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Gossip Girl! #imchuckbass ...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: @SaraJBenincasa - That'll be his...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Sean Puffy Puff Daddy Combs...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Via @pmsgeishaRT: @algonquinrt:...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: @ashletta - Affirmative. I...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Entered to win a Bumbleride...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Serena's breasts are back this...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Awwww...where are Nate's...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Since when did Chuck Bass shop...

Sep 15th

Dianasaurus: Whenever I hear a white person...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: I got a 2 hour nap this morning...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: @meredithmo - That tweet was...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: RT@billsaez U know the scene in...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: Probability of a face stabbing...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: Man, once these kids are...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: Vacuum ordeal has me in a raging...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: Purchased a Black & Decker...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: Beck's "Lost Cause" allows me to...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: @fister_sister - I want to make...

Sep 13th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - THEY...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - Took me a...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - What was the...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak @4manspeak - My...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: Just glanced back to pics of...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: Via @carlazanoni If you thought...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: Giving up and getting pizza. ...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - Dying to get...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - But I'm...

Sep 12th

Dianasaurus: Hahahaha RT @BombayGunrunner: I...

Sep 11th

Dianasaurus: Hope one of the neighborhood...

Sep 11th

Dianasaurus: @meredithmo - Followed with a...

Sep 11th

Dianasaurus: Anyone else getting crazy...

Sep 11th

Dianasaurus: RT @meredithmo: Hahaha this...

Sep 11th

Dianasaurus: @pmsgeisha - I know. It's like...

Sep 11th

Dianasaurus: Might be time to dust off the...

Sep 11th

Dianasaurus: Pure poetry: Overhead in the...

Sep 10th

Dianasaurus: In a just world Bams would have...

Sep 10th

Dianasaurus: @4manspeak - You guys should...

Sep 10th

Dianasaurus: @flubdubs - Awesome. Christy,...

Sep 10th

Dianasaurus: Began humming song to girlchild ...

Sep 10th

Dianasaurus: @edgymidsoali - I had no idea...

Sep 10th

Dianasaurus: Not sure if Penelope is making...

Sep 8th

Dianasaurus: Sometimes when I think about...

Sep 8th

Dianasaurus: @woodlandalyssa -...

Sep 8th

Dianasaurus: You know what isn't easy? Not...

Sep 5th

Dianasaurus: @flubdubs - Yeah, apparently...

Sep 5th

Dianasaurus: I'm about to have a hate stroke....

Sep 5th

Dianasaurus: Searching for old stash of...

Sep 4th

Dianasaurus: Why am I listening to Filter's...

Sep 4th

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak @4manspeak ...

Sep 4th

Dianasaurus: http://twitpic.com/g9gld -...

Sep 4th

Dianasaurus: Pacifier strap-on. ...

Sep 4th

Dianasaurus: @4manspeak @manhattanspeak -...

Sep 4th

Dianasaurus: HELP! RT @manhattanspeak:...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: http://twitpic.com/g38f4 -...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: The girl child is in overalls,...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: Again, not trying to brag, but I...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: This weather makes me miss high...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: Apparently a lot of whores want...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: @4manspeak - Hahaha! You're no...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: NO, PLEASE ALLOW ME TO PUT THAT...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: http://twitpic.com/g39o6 - OH...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: http://twitpic.com/g3cwf - Proof...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: @flubdubs - Um...I NEED this....

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: After a night of watching Pen...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: Seriously, I'm on the best...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: These kids are napping like...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: Bwahahaha - remember when Tyra...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: Teaching your daughter to ho it...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: OMG!! RT@woodlandalyssa Brand...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: OMG DIRTY CLOTHES ON TOP OF THE...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: Think I'll need to mainline...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: Another listserv gem: 2 weeks...

Sep 2nd

Dianasaurus: THEFUCK?!?...

Sep 1st

Dianasaurus: @ChiChiJxn - Hahaha! Also...

Sep 1st

Dianasaurus: The fight against...

Sep 1st

Dianasaurus: Insane that I'm even...

Sep 1st

Dianasaurus: So if you post something on...

Sep 1st

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak -...

Sep 1st

Dianasaurus: @karolinatx - He's not a girl,...

Sep 1st

Dianasaurus: http://twitpic.com/g136i -...

Sep 1st