DIANASAURUS REX

Stomping over media glut with my mighty bulk.

Dianasaurus: I want to know why there aren't more Paula Deen female impersonators. She's begging for the treatment.

Dianasaurus: Really sick of hearing people talk about Wanda Sykes being too harsh. Wondering how much of this has to do with her being a "lady comic."

Dianasaurus: RT @HumanityCritic - Hey, if Pat Buchanan doesn't like your stand up routine - you were probably a smashing success.

Dianasaurus: This episode of Oprah is pathetic. Wondering why Elizabeth is bothering with this. Also John is a PoS.

Dianasaurus: @HAlanScott - Christina, bring me the axe!

Dianasaurus: Cannot deal with Kelly Bensimon's lips & how they refuse to touch her teeth, much like her breasts refuse to touch each other-RealHousewives

Dianasaurus: Happy birthday @john_mcb - hope you get a mouth dwayne.

Dianasaurus: RT @meredithmo : Cleveland Tourism Board video: now with 10x the depressing content! http://tinyurl.com/cu69xe

Dianasaurus: I would like to thank Obama for wrapping that shit up in time for LOST.

Dianasaurus: OMG, Gossip Girl, Regina has been saved! PRAISE HIM!

Dianasaurus: Someone better get a screen capture of Chuck in front of the sign reading CHRIST. Please, Gossip Girl lovers, make it so.

Dianasaurus: If you use the word "thrice" in all seriousness, I feel like you're making a very clear statement that you are a dick.

Dianasaurus: Please, Lord Baby Jesus and his father the Great JuJu in the Sky, assist me with some fresh strawberry smothered waffles. Amen.

Dianasaurus: RIP Bea Arthur - you were the OG of hilarious bitches.

Dianasaurus: Guy at bodega response to learning I'm having twins? "No Shit?! Twins!" I think we have a blog theme.