DIANASAURUS REX

Stomping over media glut with my mighty bulk.

Dianasaurus: @SaraJBenincasa - Bonerjamz is one of the most beautiful phrases in the English language. #itstrue #blessedbe #jesusislord

Dianasaurus: Glycolic acid, I've missed you so hard. Let's never part again. #operationfuckhot

Dianasaurus: I guess Mike Huckabee is back to digging his grave with a fork and knife. #republicans #morons

Dianasaurus: Sofa king in love with my kids. #cliche #boringmommyshit #twinfants

Dianasaurus: Pretty sure we just bought a magical scale. I'm supposedly 15 pounds thinner than I was before I got pregnant. #dreamscometrue #fuckyes

Dianasaurus: @manhattanspeak - OMG WANT

Dianasaurus: Penelope, utterly disgusted by my incompetence, grabbed a pacifier and placed it in her mouth. #twinfants #thisiswhatilivefor

Dianasaurus: Seriously, these kids are on the same poop schedule. #twinsense #twinfants

Dianasaurus: @qledbetter - it really is, Q. Now if only they'd nap at the same time. *SIGH*

Dianasaurus: Anyone know of any good comedy rooms going on in Minneapolis/TwinCities area? Know any MN based coomedians? Visiting in Oct #standupcomedy

Dianasaurus: Posted ad for babysitter. Now receiving headshots. Professional headshots. #justshowmeyourCPRcertification #gross #subtlety

Dianasaurus: Anxiety meds are working but now my house isn't as clean. #housewifery #tradeoffs #anxiety #ineedafuckingmaid

Dianasaurus: Holy shit, everyone died this year. #emmys

Dianasaurus: Deathiest Emmys ever. I don't even know if this song is long enough. #emmys

Dianasaurus: I need to locate a white noise machine worthy of a Dominican neighborhood. #wahi #wtf #shutup #immacutyou